Kelci



Hey, U have seem to have stumbled upon my page.GO AWAY jk ( or am i ).

These are quotes said by a few made up people. I dont care if u read them or not... i just took a while to find them and put them on my page but okay if u dont want to read i dont care.. ( actually i care a bit but fine dont read them but if u have read this far u have enough time to read all these quotes so go ahead even if u just read 1 )

Now //I may be an idiot//, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot - Pete Operator quick give me the number for 911 -Homer Simpson (Meeting Aliens) Please dont eat me. i have a wife and kids eat them -Homer Simpson I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. - Homer Simpson Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something - Homer Simpson

Just because Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my alpha-bits, it says "Ooooooo" Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA. Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes. Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting. Meg: I want a new hat. Chris: I want a new hat. Stewie: I want them to have new hats!

Head Scout: You've got three days to earn a badge. Peter: Three days! That's tomorrow! We gotta get going.

Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt? Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF! Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.